I received this funny joke on my mail and i would like to share the desperation of that student with my readers.
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
(Little Jhonny)Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do.